Darling, you're too far away
Much nearer would be sweet
Come a little closer, dear
At least within five feet
I want you in melee range
I want you close enough to stab
Go on, roll a grapple check
If you wanna make a grab
I don't wanna leave but if I do
Then you can have an opportunity
To take a slash at me
At melee range
I've never been in love before
I don't know what weapon to wield
I'll wave away the fog of war
And adjust to this new battlefield
When rolling to hit somebody's heart
I don't know where I oughta start
But if other combat can compare
I need you in my threaten square
I want you in melee range
I want you close enough to stab
Go on, roll a grapple check
If you wanna make a grab
I don't wanna leave but if I do
Then you can have an opportunity
To take a slash at me
At melee range
I'm happy to take initiative
I'll make the first move if you like
I'll show you the heart I'm glad to give
If ever you wanted to strike
Oh, Cupid has rolled his ranged attack
He hit me with some kind of hex
He's buried his bolt right in my back
And darling I hope that you're next
I want you in melee range
I want you close enough to stab
Go on, roll a grapple check
If you wanna make a grab
I don't wanna leave but if I do
Then you can have an opportunity
To take a slash at me
At melee range, woah
Please take a slash at me
At melee range