My Monday woman wanted my pocket change She had a date with the hairdresser man But I don't want no woman if her hair ain't longer than mine She'll be a no-good doney if her hair ain't longer than mine My Tuesday woman knocked upon my door But when I saw her haircut I asked her to go 'Cause I don't want no woman if her hair ain't longer than mine She'll be a no-good doney if her hair ain't longer than mine My Wednesday woman took a walk around the block I believe she went to the barber shop But I don't want no woman if her hair ain't longer than mine She'll be a no-good doney if her hair ain't longer than mine My Thursday woman she was young and fair Until she just cut her hair Well, I don't want no woman if her hair ain't longer than mine She'll be a no-good doney if her hair ain't longer than mine My Friday woman loved me all last night But with that short hair it just doesn't feel right 'Cause I don't want no woman if her hair ain't longer than mine She'll be a no-good doney if her hair ain't longer than mine My Saturday woman she just left My Sunday woman's hair rolls and flows all down her breast And I want that woman 'cause her hair is longer than mine You know huggin' and squeezin', oh, yeah, it just feels right Well, I don't want no woman if her hair ain't longer than mine Well, I don't want no woman if her hair ain't longer than mine She'll be a no-good doney if her hair ain't longer than mine