I'm nearing the end of my halcyn twenties And thirty is looming alarming ahead And family members have started their sighing Indulgently at me shaking their heads Cause here I am, the family maiden aunt Isn't it sad, marriage hopes a fading aunt The lonely-future-expectation laden aunt I wonder what on earth's become of me now. My cousins and siblings in wedded bliss settled Between them x spouses and about fifty kids And me, I'm still sing without any prospects A very sore sigh that me life's on the skids And here I am the family maiden aunt Isn't it sad marriage hopes a fading aunt The lonely-future-expectation laden aunt I tell you what: I wouldn't wap for quids Cause who do you think it is who's always got the time to play All gatherings of the family clan extended And who delights in sharing all the magic of their day And gets to give them back at night. Yes its me the family maiden aunt... Cause who o you think it is that gets to take them to the zoo Or ferry them to Manly fpr a fun day Amd who delights in doing sall the things they love to do And all gets to give them back at night