I've lived my own life Win or lose No one's ever called the shots for me I put myself into these shoes And no one ever tied the knots for me Life's a banquet So I ate Piled experience on my plate Grabbed life's gleaming golden cup Drank it down, bottom's up So proudly now I turn and face the crowd And sing my feelings very loud I regret everything! Every moment of my life Every step that I take is another big mistake! I regret everything There is nothing I've done right Summer, Winter, Fall, or Spring I regret everything! The one good man, that got away My acting in the high school play That time at lunch, I dropped my tray My history of tooth decay The love I gave, one reckless night The pants I bought that were too tight That time I ran the traffic light The Chinese food I eat last night Pardon I regret everything Every single thing I've done Every path that I choose Only leads to more boo-boos! I regret everything! Look! My stocking has a run Summer, Winter, Fall, or Spring I regret everything! Everybody! I regret everything! Every moment of my life Every step that I take Is another big mistake I regret everything! Wether left or right I run I regret to have to say I regret having sung this song! Now I have depressed you I shouldn't have come!