Up every day at six Bacon and eggs to fix Four kids from one to four Pretty soon there'll be one more I got old floors to wax and scrub And there's a dirty, old ring in the tub I'll get a maid someday But 'til then, I'm Queen of the house No time to fix my hair Need a new dress to wear Old clothes will have to do 'Cause the kids all need new shoes I got bridge club each Tuesday night He goes out with the boys and gets tight But when the evening's through he comes home to The queen of the house I know the milkman, the iceman They come every day They give me tips on the horses to play And when I've got the time to spare I sit and wish that I'd picked a rich millionaire I sing, up every day at six Bacon and eggs to fix Four kids from one to four Pretty soon there'll be one more Oh, but some days I'm mighty glad We send the kids to his mom and dad It's the day that makes me glad I'm the queen of the house Up every day at six Bacon and eggs to fix Four kids, four Yeah, and pretty soon there'll be one more