Prezzo woke up on the morning of June 26
He had an idea about using big sticks
Too bad he was a hobo and spending money was a no go
And that was a problem that he wanted to fix
So he became a freelancer
Log riding was the answer
Smokin' durrys causes cancer
I say that in a good manner
Preezo went for a long walk all around the globe
Looking for the things that he wanted to know
He ventured forth and found a beach full of shells
So he jumped in and had fun in the swell
Preezo journeyed from the east to the west
Trying every opportunity at his best
Making it all up as he traveled
There were many mysteries that needed to be unraveled
Now Preezo he was in trouble
His home town was blown to rubble
It was his enemy filled with sin
The one and only Susso Jim
Just a hundred hours before
Preezo was feasting on a feed
There was no more chicken left and he was in need
But he was still content despite the hunger in his mouth
As he lived in this beautiful place known as the South
Prezzo woke up on the morning of June 26
He had an idea about using big sticks
Too bad he was a hobo and spending money was a no go
And that was a problem that he wanted to fix
He wanted to fix
He wanted to fix