If I had a dollar for every time You broke my heart and messed up my mind I'd be the Richest One I'd be the Richest One in the world If bad times paid interest I'd have you to thank I'd be driving a new car Have money in the bank And I'd be the Richest One I'd be the Richest One in the world But money can't buy love The kind I dream of is so hard to find A good man's touch In the morning when I rise And baby I'd give up every single dime If teardrops were diamonds From the African mines If heartaches were silver My whole life would shine And I'd be the Richest One I'd be the Richest One in the world I'd have yachts in the Riviera Mansions in Spain Oil wells in Texas; big diamond rings I would go where I want to go Do what I wanna do; be what I wanna be And I'd be the Richest One I'd be the Richest One in the world