I'm so constipated, I can't even think
All I do is sit on the toilet and stink
I'm trying to poop but nothing comes out
I'm so frustrated, I want to scream and shout
I can't go to the bathroom, I can't take a shit
My stomach is bloated, I feel like I'ma split
I can't eat or drink, I can't sleep at night
I'm tryna hold on but it's getting too tight
I'm so constipated, I can't think straight
All I do is sit on the toilet and wait
But nothing comes out no matter how much I strain
I'm so constipated, I think I'm going insane
I'm so constipated, I think I'm gonna die
I can't take a shit no matter how hard I try
I'm just waiting for something to come out
But nothing ever does and I'm starting to doubt
I'm so constipated, I can't sleep at night
I'm so constipated, I can't eat right
This pain is so bad, I'm about to cry
I can't take it anymore, I just want to die
I can't take it anymore, I feel sick
This constipation is clogging up my dick
I need to see Dr. Gay, I can't go on like this
I'm in so much pain, I need to be fixed
This constipation is really starting to drain
I can't do anything, I feel so much pain
All I do is sit and try to poop in vain
Please give me some laxatives so I can go again