I'm stuck in the bathroom like a prison
I wait for poop to come out, but it isn't
I hate sitting in this weird position
Getting poop out my butt is my mission
The bathroom is like a cell in a jail
I ain't got no money so I can't bail
I keep on trying to poop but I fail
I'm pushing so hard that my skin turns pale
Constipation is like the prison guard
Keeping me on the toilet behind bars
Beating my bootyhole until it's scarred
I wanna make jenk but my poop is hard
Now I haven't huffed jenkem in seven days
'Cause I'm trapped in the bathroom with no escape
With no way to the Toilet Astral Plane
When will I ever get out of this place?
I hate being trapped in this prison cell
Because I am really not feeling well
Constipation is making my life hell
It rips my bootyhole and makes it swell
My bowel movements have completely ceased
Because my poop is harder than concrete
It's a miracle that I'm not deceased
I wonder if I'll ever be released
It's like I'm in solitary confinement
I'm drained of happiness and excitement
I'm in a very lonely environment
My butt's hurting 'cause my poop is giant
It's like I'm in a mental facility
Where I'm being tortured mentally and physically
I can't move 'cause my poop is too heavy
And I got cramps inside of my belly
Now I just wanna be put on death row
No point living if my poop is too slow
Constipation is filling me with woe
When will I get out? I don't even know
I've been here so long I'm going crazy
Imma be in this room till I'm eighty
I can only pray that something saves me
Before all the cramps and the pain slay me
I hate being trapped in this prison cell
Because I am really not feeling well
Constipation is making my life hell
It rips my bootyhole and makes it swell
My bowel movements have completely ceased
Because my poop is harder than concrete
It's a miracle that I'm not deceased
I wonder if I'll ever be released
I hate being trapped in this prison cell
Because I am really not feeling well
Constipation is making my life hell
It rips my bootyhole and makes it swell
My bowel movements have completely ceased
Because my poop is harder than concrete
It's a miracle that I'm not deceased
I wonder if I'll ever be released