Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
I sigh as I push my shit 'cause it's too dry
I cry 'cause my asshole feels like it's been tied
I die as my asshole gets ripped up and pried
I wonder why my shit can't just smoothly slide
I strain so hard, you can see my bulging veins
I drain all my energy but it's in vain
I remain in a state of sadness and pain
Almost slain by the injuries I sustained
I bleed yeah my asshole is hurting indeed
I plead for my bloody asshole to be freed
I squeeze my asshole but I never succeed
I need something to increase my pooping speed
I whine as the shit begins to break my spine
It's malign, it's like my ass is being mined
I'm not fine, the blood's pouring out like red wine
The shit binds my asshole and keeps me confined
It's apparent that I need aperients
'Cause I wanna drop this shit and not carry it
I'm constipated, feeling consternated
'Cause my shit session is never consummated
I'm anorexic, this is getting hectic
'Cause my attempts at shitting are pathetic
I just keep on straining, it's so frustrating
'Cause this shit fucking hurts and I'm tired of waiting
I wail 'cause my shit is bigger than a whale
I fail to shit 'cause it's slower than a snail
I turn pale 'cause my shit is harder than hail
It nails my ass and makes it bumpy like braille
I bawl as my shit keeps coming out in balls
It's not small and it's continuing to stall
My shit halts 'cause it is harder than basalt
I call for help but get no answer at all
I yell as the veins in my ass start to swell
I'm not well, blood's the only thing I expel
This bathroom is hell, I'm trapped in a jail cell
I can not impel my shit to be propelled
I start to scream 'cause the pain is so extreme
I dream of my shit coming out in a stream
It seems that my bootyhole is being reamed
I deemed that I should call a medical team
It's apparent that I need aperients
'Cause I wanna drop this shit and not carry it
I'm constipated, feeling consternated
'Cause my shit session is never consummated
I'm anorexic, this is getting hectic
'Cause my attempts at shitting are pathetic
I just keep on straining, it's so frustrating
'Cause this shit fucking hurts and I'm tired of waiting
It's apparent that I need aperients
'Cause I wanna drop this shit and not carry it
I'm constipated, feeling consternated
'Cause my shit session is never consummated
I'm anorexic, this is getting hectic
'Cause my attempts at shitting are pathetic
I just keep on straining, it's so frustrating
'Cause this shit fucking hurts and I'm tired of waiting
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
Constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
It's apparent that I need aperients
'Cause I wanna drop this shit and not carry it
I'm constipated, feeling consternated
'Cause my shit session is never consummated
I'm anorexic, this is getting hectic
'Cause my attempts at shitting are pathetic
I just keep on straining, it's so frustrating
'Cause this shit fucking hurts and I'm tired of waiting