I don't wanna be constipated
I want my bowels to be free
I don't wanna be bloated
I want to poop easily
So I got laxatives from Dr. Gay
To make this constipation go away
I know it's not the best solution
But I really gotta go today
So I'm gonna take a laxative
To help me feel relieved
I'm doing what I gotta do
To feel cleansed and free
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Laxatives are the way to go
When your bowels are moving slow
If you're constipated you should know
That laxatives make your poop flow
So go ahead and give them a try
Your constipation will go bye-bye
Your poop will no longer be dry
And you won't feel like you're gonna die
♪
I'm gonna take the laxatives tonight
So I can clear my bowels and be alright
They will make my stomach feel light
And get my system running right
My insides will be cleansed and free
Laxatives are the best remedy
I will feel like a whole new me
And my bowels will be at peace
♪
Laxatives are the way to go
When your bowels are moving slow
If you're constipated you should know
That laxatives make your poop flow
So go ahead and give them a try
Your constipation will go bye-bye
Your poop will no longer be dry
And you won't feel like you're gonna die
♪
Take a laxative, take a pill
Go to the store, get your fill
Chew it up, swallow it down
Get your bowels movin' around
Take a laxative, find relief
Relieve the pressure and the grief
Take a laxative and you'll be fine
Relief will come in no time