Yo yo yo yo
Bitch, I took some cathartics
Now my intestines are sick
My ass is firing out endless streams of shit
Yo yo yo yo
Bitch, I took some cathartics
Now my intestines are sick
My ass is firing out endless streams of shit
My ass is in constant motion
I'm shitting out a fucking ocean
Of shit and piss and emotion
It's like an explosion
Comin' outta my ass
I'm shitting so fast
It's like a gun blast
I hope this don't last
I feel like Imma die
I'm gonna fucking cry
My shit just fucking flies
There's shit on my thighs
There's shit on my balls
There's shit on the walls
There's shit on my legs
Now I can't have seggs
I needa eat some eggs
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Why the fuck did I take those laxatives?
I'm such a fucking tard
I shoulda just let my shit stay hard
But instead I'm blowing up my toilet
All this shit is gonna destroy it
And I really don't enjoy it
And I really can't avoid it
Why the fuck did I take those laxatives?
I'm such a fucking tard
I shoulda just let my shit stay hard
But instead I'm blowing up my toilet
All this shit is gonna destroy it
And I really don't enjoy it
And I really can't avoid it
♪
Where the fuck is constipation when you need it?
I'm stuck on the toilet and all I do is shit
I'm shitting so much my ass is gonna split
I fucking quit, I don't wanna fucking exist
I wanna fucking kill myself
This shit is making my life hell
'Cause I can't stop the poo
I'm forever stuck going number 2
I'm shitting so much I'm turning blue
My ass needs some super glue
I'm forever stuck in the loo
And there's nothing I can do
♪
Why the fuck did I take those laxatives?
I'm such a fucking tard
I shoulda just let my shit stay hard
But instead I'm blowing up my toilet
All this shit is gonna destroy it
And I really don't enjoy it
And I really can't avoid it
Why the fuck did I take those laxatives?
I'm such a fucking tard
I shoulda just let my shit stay hard
But instead I'm blowing up my toilet
All this shit is gonna destroy it
And I really don't enjoy it
And I really can't avoid it