Rip a wet fart, yo, rip a wet fart
I'm shootin' shit out my ass like darts
Taking laxatives wasn't so smart
'Cause the shart don't stop once it starts
I'm passin' gas and rippin' wet ass
My fart got so much mass, it can break glass
My fart so loud, it sounds like brass
My fart flies so fast, it cannot be surpassed
I let one rip, I rip it wet
Shit flies out like a jet, it makes me sweat
So much shit, it clogged the toilet
Taking laxatives is something I regret
My shit sprays and ricochets
I can't keep diarrhea at bay
Hey, Dr. Gay, I'm not okay
Nothing I wouldn't pay to end this today
It's like the Niagara Falls
It gets on my balls and all the walls
This shit don't stall, I shit up and down the hall
I'm appalled, my ass is getting mauled by the squall
Of farts and shit, my ass ripped
As shit slipped and dripped
On my hips and my lips
I can't stop the shit, my ass needs to be zipped
I can't explain the pain, diarrhea is my bane
I shit faster than a train, it flies like a plane
It clogs the drain and the bowl gets stained
I got so much shit the toilet can't contain
It's like my ass is on cocaine
And all I can do is sit here and complain
I rip a wet fart and my shit rains
I'm not just breaking wind, I'm breaking a hurricane
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Rip a wet fart, yo, rip a wet fart
I'm shootin' shit out my ass like darts
Taking laxatives wasn't so smart
'Cause the shart don't stop once it starts
I'm passin' gas and rippin' wet ass
My fart got so much mass, it can break glass
My fart so loud, it sounds like brass
My fart flies so fast, it cannot be surpassed
I can't explain the pain, diarrhea is my bane
I shit faster than a train, it flies like a plane
It clogs the drain and the bowl gets stained
I got so much shit the toilet can't contain
It's like my ass is on cocaine
And all I can do is sit here and complain
I rip a wet fart and my shit rains
I'm not just breaking wind, I'm breaking a hurricane