I shit so much, I clogged the toilet drain
I had diarrhea, my stomach was in pain
I shit so much, I was going insane
My ass felt like it was bursting into flames
I used way too much toilet paper
That shit flew out my ass like a laser
I shit so much it cut my ass like a razor
That shit so hot the water turned to vapor
My bathroom started to flood, my plunger was a dud
My ass was covered in blood and I was swimming in the crud
There was so much water, I almost drowned
There was so much shit, it wouldn't go down
There was so much shit, all I could see was brown
I was covered in shit, I looked like a clown
The toilet wasn't flushing, I had to stop the water from gushing
It was a real bummer, thought I had to call a plumber
But then I got an idea to clean up the diarrhea
I could eat the poop and drink the water
To stop the sewage from getting taller
I put my head in the toilet and took a bite
I drank all the water and ate all the shite
The clog was so tight, it took all night
But I was able to lower the water's height
There was water on me, I was soaking wet
There was shit on the floor, it was a mess
But I was still happy the shit went down
I was so relieved that I didn't drown
And even though my stomach is still sick
I'm still happy that I can finally take a shit