My tummy really hurts
My booty's boutta burst
I tried taking drugs but it's only getting worse
Feel like I got a bomb in me
Taking a shit that feels like pee
When I look at the toilet, shit is all I see
I'm droppin' bombs out my butt
Got a lit fuse in my gut
I'm shitting so much, my ass will never shut
Ass goes off like a grenade
Ripped a fart and my shit sprayed
I got shit flowing out my ass like a cascade
I pushed real hard and my shit splattered
It hit so hard that the toilet shattered
My shit flew so fast that I nearly staggered
Now I'm sad 'cause that toilet really mattered
My ass will never settle
Shit so much I'm going mental
The toilet is a microwave, my shit is metal
My shit like a gun it's so fast
My toilet couldn't take the blast
The toilet is gasoline, my shit is a match
Feels like Imma die tonight
I blow up the toilet with shite
The toilet is a rock, my shit is dynamite
Gut hurts so much Imma puke
Blows up the toilet with poop
The toilet is a city, my shit is a nuke
I pushed real hard and my shit splattered
It hit so hard that the toilet shattered
My shit flew so fast that I nearly staggered
Now I'm sad 'cause that toilet really mattered
Butt blew up the toilet, shit fucking destroyed it
Butt blew up the toilet, shit fucking destroyed it
Butt blew up the toilet, shit fucking destroyed it
Butt blew up the toilet, shit fucking destroyed it
Butt blew up the toilet, shit fucking destroyed it
Butt blew up the toilet, shit fucking destroyed it
Butt blew up the toilet, shit fucking destroyed it
Butt blew up the toilet, shit fucking destroyed it
I pushed real hard and my shit splattered
It hit so hard that the toilet shattered
My shit flew so fast that I nearly staggered
Now I'm sad 'cause that toilet really mattered
I pushed real hard and my shit splattered
It hit so hard that the toilet shattered
My shit flew so fast that I nearly staggered
Now I'm sad 'cause that toilet really mattered