I took laxatives to cure my constipation
But just ended up with these painful sensations
I took loperamide to cure diarrhea
But I just ended up with painful constirrhea
Those drugs will never help me
I gotta find it within myself
To just push through all the pain
And get out of this pooping Hell
I need to be a Poopmaster
And not a little crybaby
I need to be a Poopmaster
And stop letting it drive me crazy
I was always in so much pain
I thought my life was gonna end
'Cause laxatives gave me diarrhea
And loperamide made me constipated again
But I won't let that stop me
I will survive through this disaster
Because pooping is my life
And I am the Poopmaster
I can't let constipation take me down
I'm done with trying to poop in vain
I can't let diarrhea make me drown
I'm just gonna have to push through the pain
Constipation gave me cramps
Constipation made me bleed
Constipation tore up my ass
But now I feel like I've been freed
Diarrhea made my toilet explode
Diarrhea clogged up my drain
Diarrhea made my butthole erode
But now I no longer feel pain
Don't hold it in, just push through
Don't ever let your pooping hurt you
Don't hold it in, just push through
And you'll become a master of poo
I was always in so much pain
I thought my life was gonna end
'Cause laxatives gave me diarrhea
And loperamide made me constipated again
But I won't let that stop me
I will survive through this disaster
Because pooping is my life
And I am the Poopmaster
I can't let constipation take me down
I'm done with trying to poop in vain
I can't let diarrhea make me drown
I'm just gonna have to push through the pain
I was always in so much pain
I thought my life was gonna end
'Cause laxatives gave me diarrhea
And loperamide made me constipated again
But I won't let that stop me
I will survive through this disaster
Because pooping is my life
And I am the Poopmaster
I can't let constipation take me down
I'm done with trying to poop in vain
I can't let diarrhea make me drown
I'm just gonna have to push through the pain