I pooped in the microwave
I'm making jenkem and surfin' the brown wave
My butthole is bleeding and I'm feeling great
I'm high on my own poop and I just can't wait
To take a big dump on the toilet seat
I pooped, and now I'm feeling neat
I left a big brown present, just for you
Now it's your turn to take a big dump too!
I pooped XD, I didn't even try
Just let it all out, and watch it pile high
Now I'm stuck in there, and can't move at all
I shouldn't have eaten those big balls
It's starting to smell, and it's starting to rot
Because I just pooped my pants a lot
I gotta go change, I'm starting to stink
But I don't care 'cause I pooped in the sink
I'm not ashamed and I don't care
I like to go and poop еverywhere
All my friеnds know, and they think it's great
I pooped XD, I just love to defecate
I loves the feeling of it slipping out my back door
And I always make sure to do it right on the floor
My poop is so big and it's all over the place
I'm always pooping with a smile on my face
I don't care where I am, I just let it flow
I pooped XD, and everyone knows
I do it in the morning, I do it at night
And all my friends are there to see the sight
All I do is poop, and I do it all day
I'm the king of poop, and I love to display
It doesn't bother me, I just think it's funny
I love to poop my pants, especially when it's sunny
'Cause then I can make jenkem
XD