In a Civic bumping Misfits
Number one in your heart, two on your shit list
I'm an interesting fact, not a statistic
One of my friends is related to Michael Chiklis
I'm in the kitchen digging through the fridge-slim pickings
Back in 10 minutes like it'll be different, it isn't
Yo, I don't need to be omniscient
To know some of you still listen
To the remix to Ignition, admit it
I'm missing zero free throws, no surprises
Can you believe Vladimir Putin's only 5'6"?
Had to let that sink in
My internet presence is a mess except for LinkedIn
Now I'm in a Lincoln bumping Pinkerton
The blinker syncs with El Scorcho for a wink and then
Syncopates. Yo, I love when that happens
My rinky dink rap releases stay snapping
Known to get it cracking like a safe code
Scientists suggest we'd get along fine with eight toes
Peace to the brave soul who first tasted Play-Doh
They paved a strange road, probably ate a whole caseload
In a Buick Regal bumping Beanie Sigel
Mashed up with Flock of Seagulls and the stream's illegal
Evil Knievel learned motorcycle maintenance
In a year with one aim: to maintain