Well Sally told Debbie and Debbie told me They caught Suzy down by the creek Splashin' around with the Jones' boy Stretch Seems they were in way over their heads Skinny dippin' from head to toe Skinny dippin' what a way to go I know a little water hole down by the creek C'mon skinny dippin' with me Well I went dipping with Suzy last night When down through the trees came my boss and his wife We held our breath, we were both turning blue When we came up they were doing it too Fat or skinny, short or tall The shape you're in don't matter at all If you're feelin' unsure about where to begin Just slip off your gear, and jump right in