My man's got a cold Oh, such a cold Could be the worst ever cold In the history of the world And I've got a front seat row To the whole sorry show My man's got a cold Everybody's been told Oh, he's so blue and woebegone He don't wanna get it on My man's got a cold My man's got a bug It's a nasty little bug And he's taken every drug But they just won't kill that bug Now his worries might get worse He's thinking about the hearse My man's got a bug And it's got him in such a fug Oh, is there nothing nobody can do? Up against the man flu? My man's got a cold My man's got a cough It's a stubborn kind of cough And he just can't shake it off It's raspy and it's rough He's off his wine and bread He even said no to head My man's got it bad Like nobody else has ever her Oh, if he don't come around soon I just might have to put him down soon My man's got a cold