I saw him sitting in a bar Sipping from designer cider I heard him coming in his car Music cranked up, and windows wider Every shop front he goes by Is like a vanity mirror Is there lipstick on your face? Man your such a fucking disgrace What the hell is wrong with you? Are you a boy or a girl? Why worry about how you look? When there's no one stupider in the... I may be wrong but I thought It only took girls 2 hours to get dressed Whatever happened to manly virtues Who's he tryin' to impress Worked so long on his physique Gotta have a masochistic streak She's a bimbo, he's a himbo Tryin' hard not to look like a geek What the hell is wrong with you? Are you a boy or a girl? Why worry about how you look? When there's no one stupider in the world What the hell is wrong with you? Are you a boy or a girl? Why worry about how you look? When there's no one stupider in the... Golden hair and an icy stare Members card in a prestige draw All year tan, a real girls man Hanging round in a trendy bar Worked so long on your poses stance Paid one thousand bucks for those Armani pants There's one thing I haven't mentioned yet We're really jealous of the girls he gets What the hell is wrong with you? Are you a boy or a girl? Why worry about how you look? When there's no one stupider in the... No one stupider in the... No one stupider in the world