Someone will do something dumb When my friend knocked a beaker into the floor And it crashed I don't know how it got started But it happens all the time When someone at school Acts like a dork the other kid say "What a Murphy!, What a Murphy!" Friends in the classes or When someone at school Acts like a dork the other kids say "What a Murphy!" Someone will do something dumb When my friend knocked a beaker into the floor And it crashed into a zillion pieces Another jumped extremely And hit the principal office's door Stood stiff like candles I wonder how Murphy would feel If he knew his name had become Synonymous Zak shouted "Jeez! Danny don't be such a Murphy laughing around Sometimes crying." When someone at school Acts like a dork the other kids say "What a Murphy!" Someone will so something dumb When my friend knocked a beaker into the floor And it crashed into a zillion pieces Another jumped extremely And hit the principal office's door Stood stiff like candles I laughed too, But that's so only whole world think I was strange I laughed too, But that's so only whole world think I was strange Someone will do something dumb When my friend knocked a beaker into the floor And it crashed into a zillion pieces Another jumped extremly And hit the principal office's door Stood stiff like the candles