Think I've set the world record For how far mascara can run When it comes to swimmin' in sorrow, I'm the champion I even got my speech ready For when I get the good news That my name made the Hall of Fame for having the blues I'm the belle of the ball Bawling my way through the pity party for myself If they could see me the heartbreak committee Wouldn't nominate anyone else I'd lead the parade, waving all day If I could get up from the couch When they're giving out prizes for crying out eyes Just hand me the doggone crown You're looking at royalty I'm the Home Cryin' Queen Never been a quitter That's why I can't give up feeling sad Now I'm at the top of rock bottom And it ain't so bad 'Cause I'm the belle of the ball Bawling my way through the pity party for myself If they could see me the heartbreak committee Wouldn't nominate anyone else I'd lead the parade, waving all day If I could get up from the couch When they're giving out prizes for crying out eyes Just hand me the doggone crown You're looking at royalty I'm the Home Cryin' Queen There's been so much salty water rolling off these cheeks There's a whole new ocean in my yard and they're gonna Name it after me 'Cause I'm the belle of the ball Bawling my way through the pity party for myself If they could see me the heartbreak committee Wouldn't nominate anyone else I'm the belle of the ball Bawling my way through the pity party for myself If they could see me the heartbreak committee Wouldn't nominate anyone else I'd lead the parade, waving all day If I could get up from the couch When they're giving out prizes for crying out eyes Just hand me the doggone crown You're looking at royalty I'm the Home Cryin' Queen No need to feel sorry for me I'm the Home Cryin' Queen