I smoke a one joint every mornin' And a one every day, Then a couple more to make the blues go away, I smoke a one before dinner, and a one after lunch, Sometimes I forget things that don't matter much, I smoke a one to past the time, Two to play Xbox, Another one when I'm watching Boston Red Sox, A couple in the evening and, one just before bed. And this is my recipe for never feelin' sad, sad, sad. I smoke a one joint every mornin' And a one every day, Then a couple more to make the blues go away, I smoke a one before dinner, and a one after lunch, Sometimes I forget things that don't matter much, I smoke a one to past the time, Two to play Xbox, Another one when I'm watching Boston Red Sox, A couple in the evening and, one just before bed. And this is my recipe for never feelin' sad.