I hope the world ends before I'm decrepit
Don't wanna be in a nursing home watching the golf station
I don't want my grandkids to visit, just because their parents made them do it
I don't want them talking down to me, like I'm brainless
I don't want them talking down to me like they've lived
More life than I did, I did, I did
No one thinks they're dying
Maybe if you did you'd get out of your bed
No one thinks they're dying
Maybe if you did you'd tell her what she meant to you
I hope the world ends before I lose it
Before I'm screaming at the walls and hating all the ones that love me most
I don't wanna give it all up
My car, my teeth, my liberty to pee independently
I don't want them talking down to me, like I'm brainless
I don't want them talking down to me like they've lived
More life than I did, I did, I did
No one thinks they're dying
Maybe if you did you'd act a little scared
No one thinks they're dying
Maybe if you did you'd try to get her back
When you're gone, I don't wanna say
"Man, he had no friends on his deathbed"
And a pity, to the man who thinks his briefcase gonna visit his grave