I sit alone looking in the mirror I wish to god I was Craig Kilborn I wanna I wanna look like him I wanna I wanna sass like him 'Cause everybody knows he gets all the girls And everybody knows he has the best hair in the world, in the world A Whitney Brown A whitney Brown, Yea he's pretty cool And that sexy sexy Beth chick She makes me drool GO, but craig Makes Ted Koppel look like a pansy Jeanine Garfolo wants his weanie Don't ever go and cut your hair! Don't ever cut your hair! Fla na na na na na