Sharpen your blades, it's gonna get rough Hail Mary play, you never know what Your doctor says you have a bad heart But Jesus saves, go have a Pop Tart My right turned wrong, my left turned right It's not my party, but I'm still gonna cry Go find a chair that ain't been rocked in Just coughing toward a box to be shipped off in Who don't like kissing, who don't like dancing Or reminiscing or renaissancing My left turned right, my right turned wrong Nobody knows where my Johnny Johnny has gone My left turned right, my right turned wrong Nobody knows where, nobody saw where, nobody asks where Nobody knows where my Johnny Johnny has gone