I wish my mom was a baseball card I wish my dad was a baseball card They'd have the best stats from when they went up to bat And I bet they can swing really hard I wish my doctor was a baseball card I wish my dentist was a baseball card I'd give them my love and they'd catch it in a glove While we played in the backyard What makes you believe that you're what you wanna be Collect all that you see And maybe it'll go away Maybe you can go away I wish my mom was a baseball card I wish my dad was a baseball card They'd have the best stats from when they went up to bat And I bet they can swing really hard What makes you believe that you're what you wanna be Collect all that you see And maybe it'll go away Maybe you can go away I wish my friend was a baseball card I wish my other friend was a baseball card I'd keep them in the nook of a very special book And they'd never be too far I wish my mom was a baseball card I wish my dad was a baseball card They'd have the best stats from when they went up to bat And I bet they can swing really hard