Oh, God, look at you Waste a day and never say a word It's so absurd Sounding like something we've heard before Four on the floor Everyday, less is more So step right up, get your guitar It don't take much to be a star Don't it seem funny How the rich are making money While the bees make all the honey? So entitled, playing your recital And anyone can be an idol Hey Don't take it for granted All your second chances Hey Don't take it for granted All your second chances Oh, Bible, by the bed Confess your sins So it begins with blood Blood on our hands Making demands in the promised lands So post your picture Quote your scripture Listen to the lecture from the porno preacher But, hey, baby It ain't that bad You get your wishes like the thief of Baghdad: "I want to be a sailor, sailing by the sea, No plowboy, tinker, tailor's anyone to be!" Hey Don't take it for granted All your second chances Hey Don't take it for granted All your second chances You're tired of waiting Quit complaining It's all the same when you're entertaining You think you paid your dues? Well, read the news It's up to you if you win or lose Don't it seem crazy How I'm feeling kinda lazy And nothing seems to ever phase me? But I got a second chance in the present tense It's my new defense It's my evidence Hey Don't take it for granted All your second chances Hey Don't take it for granted All your second chances Hey Don't take it for granted Your second chances Hey Don't take it for granted All your second, second chances