I met her in a room Full of flasks and beakers With that glint in her eyes She looked like the girl of my dreams I asked for the world But she gave me an atlas I asked for her love But she couldn't hear what I said And she cried Nothing worthwhile is easy It's true I'm just a boy scientist fool I'm just a boy scientist fool She entered my room Photons, Quibits and beamers With a squeal of surprise She shot me a look of esteem She begged teleportation So I gave her a manual I promised to teach But she wanted transmission instead And she cried Nothing worthwhile is easy It's true I'm just a boy scientist fool I'm just a boy scientist fool I'm telling you now, don't Don't say a word I already know What you'll say Before you say it to me And now don't Don't hurt me Don't even look me In the eyes anymore I'm just a boy scientist fool I'm just a boy scientist fool I'm just a boy scientist fool I'm just a boy scientist fool