I'm a real jerk. I'm a dick a dumb derelict
Look into my eyes my stare is sharper than a pair of pins
Love's a rare trait of mine it's something that I barely give
Say my name again I'll leave you holy like a cleric is
Oh, shit. I'm about to get my head split
I got a Remi .45 and a death wish
Women want my dick until I talk about my ex bitch
I tell 'em she a broad. Just someone that I'd have sex with
Party at my apartment. We turning up with flip cup
Loser gets their wrists cut and then they have to sip blood
Finally got a party bitch who don't think I'm a sick fuck
Tell her that she's beautiful so I can get my dick sucked
Oh, and did I mention I'm a narcissist
That's only part of it I'll take a blade and carve it into your skin 'cause
My apartment's where the carnage is
Don't open up my closet I've been stuffing it with carcasses
Lord, help me. Yeah, you know I lead a crooked life
I'm cocking a shotty I see creatures in the woods at night
Too broke to buy some liquor I'm gonna burn the store down
And fuck when pigs fly I'll wait for them to kick my door down
I'm a real jerk. I'm a dick a dumb derelict
Look into my eyes my stare is sharper than a pair of pins
Love's a rare trait of mine it's something that I barely give
Say my name again I'll leave you holy like a cleric is
Your bitch a baker by the way she keep her buns thick
You acting squirrely, bro. Why you on some nut shit
You better hit me if you ain't afraid to dump clips
But if you take a shot then Imma block it like I'm Lundqvist
What's that? I'm inducing fear in precincts
All I do is binge drink while listening to Nsync
In return, this young love gave me chest pains
Everyday my spirit drags my body like it's dead weight
Serial killer on the beat 'cause I am killin' it
My local dealer got more scales than a reptilian
Speaking of snakes, I used to choose the wrong group of friends
Cause they all resemble something of Medusa's head
And do not tempt me I'll kill myself eventually
I've been busy playing tug of war with Epstein
I wanna pop pills and drink until my breath leaves
If I could magically erase my past, then I would get clean
Deep within my dungeon there are corpses laying all around
Everyday is Halloween just step into my haunted house
That's what it's all about and I'm not down to slap box
So go and talk your shit and Imma hit you with a slap shot
I'm a real jerk. I'm a dick a dumb derelict
Look into my eyes my stare is sharper than a pair of pins
Love's a rare trait of mine it's something that I barely give
Say my name again I'll leave you holy like a cleric is
Your bitch a baker by the way she keep her buns thick
You acting squirrely, bro. Why you on some nut shit
You better hit me if you ain't afraid to dump clips
But if you take a shot then Imma block it like I'm Lundqvist