Congrats I hate you, I never wanna date your ass again You did it You broke every last good thing that we had I bet you Would do it if you could over again too So congrats I hate You deserve a medal For bein brutal Can't believe you're okay While I'm a headcase You deserve a trophy For how you hurt me Thought you were gone but you still Hit me up when your car breaks down Don't you have someone else who can do that for you now? 2:00 am and you miss me, wow More lies out your cocaine mouth So congrats I hate you I never wanna date your ass again You did it You broke every last good thing that we had I bet you Would do it if you could over again too So congrats I hate you Remember that night You drove to my house Ate all of my room Mates food on my couch We were rollin around You pushed my head down But you never ever ate me out, yes So congrats I hate you I never wanna date your ass again You did it You broke every last good thing that we had I bet you Would do it if you could over again, too So congrats I hate you Remember that night We met at that bar You tasted real good When you kissed me real hard Looked at me all sweet And so casually Said "baby don't count on me" And that's a true story folks So congrats I hate you I never wanna date your ass again You did it You broke every last good thing that we had I bet you Would do it if you could over again, too So congrats I hate you I hate you You did it