When I go to heaven I don't wanna be
A wannabe that played by all the rules
A common misconception if you wanna be
Considered one of heaven's finest tools
And you can't say you're any better than
A toad or a salamander
A cob of corn or seaweed salad
A pair of shoes under an old umbrella
If you must refute this is what I'd tell ya
The dinosaurs all died
And so will you and I
The dinosaurs all died
And so will you
When I go to heaven I don't wanna be
A banjo player in the angel band
I'd much rather prefer a ukelele
While my bones are bleaching in the sand
And you can't say youre any better than
A toad or a salamander
A cob of corn or seaweed salad
A pair of shoes under an old umbrella
If you must refute this is what I'd tell ya
The dinosaurs all died
And so will you and I
The dinosaurs all died
And so will you
It's nothing to cry about
It's just the truth
I'm not tryna bum you out
There's still more to do
When I go to heaven I don't wanna be
A wannabe that played by all the rules
A common misconception if you wanna be
Considered one of heaven's finest tools
And you can't say you're any better than me