Tragedy goes away Hate filled rage Takes the stage But you're neutered in the night Blinded by the bine Irony and spine Sarcastic delight Live to die on stage Driven by the rage Hating your own face Comedic disgrace HATREDY HATREDY Stand before the jury Die in flames of fury Comedy is DETH HATREDY Step into the spotlight Laughter is a DETH-right Crash and burn in horror Make them squirm Want to leave After they buy their drinks I hate this audience Regardless of applaudience Like to take you away Burn in piles of hate I hate the talent here So dull and so full of fear I'll beat you all to the punch With an axe and a hack to the guts I'll take the microphone stand Run it through your neck Cut off both your hands Is this thing even fucking on? Are you fucking deaf Or just too scared to run Please take my wife Please take my wife Then I'll take your life Then I'll fuck your wife Just a fucking joke No it's kinda not There's a little truth In every single shot Fueled by hate Await your fate Your time has come To DIE on stage It's funny Because it's not It's funny Because it's not It's funny Because it's not It's funny Because it's not Because it's not Because it's not Fueled by hate Await your fate Your time has come To DIE on stage Fueled by hate Fueled by hate Your time has come To DIE on stage DIE DIE DIE