This old car is a pile of shit How am I supposed to go where I need to get Missing out on women, whiskey, and wine Yeah, if one thing don't stop Well, it's time Well I'm fixing to trade this old car Hell, a horse could get me just as far Never miss out on a date And I never make the women wait More than a ride A friend by my side Four legs are sturdier than four wheels And leather interior's got nothing on the way a saddle feels I don't have to bother keeping repairs in sight And I don't have to bother with a check engine light Well I'm fixing to trade this old car Hell, a horse could get me just as far Never miss out on a date And I never make the women wait More than a ride A friend by my side A cowboy needs a ride And a Big Iron at his side Money's an afterthought With a buzz and a steady trot I'm fixing to trade this old car Hell, a horse could get me just as far Never miss out on a date And I never make the women wait Long road ahead, well I'm keeping 'er steady Wouldn't trade her in for a '69 Chevy More than a ride A friend by my side