Sat right down in my chair Pawed a remote that wasn't there So scared of the girls on my television screen They look so good but talk so mean And if you wanna go then you'll go Take me to the dog park and leave me there Leash me up and fill me with such cheer Take this to chew on while you leave me there Feet in the ditch ain't got a car You were a bitch look where we are Taking a chance on true romance but it's not puppy love And if you wanna go then you'll go And if you never knew, now you know Take me to the dog park and leave me there Leash me up and fill me with such cheer Take this to chew on while you leave me there Tie me up and chain chain chain me down Keep me running right right right around And they called it puppy love It's not puppy love