Joe the dealer, crazy guy He burnt the sleeve, my fixative eye And hung a head scarf on my light He said the vibe was way to bright Dug in his afghan Brought out a stiff one Asked if we liked it We said, "Yeah", he just smiled Led the way to the lighthouse Led the way to the lighthouse Che Guavaro, turned his back John and Yoko, climbed in a sack Brother Abbot, dumped his load Demon piglets hit the road Poor little angel Looked 'round the crash pad Nobody waited, we never do Not when the wives Call us home to the lighthouse Call us home to the lighthouse Keep together, hide the stash Clear the roaches from her dash Don't be clever, never laugh Back mile Better off Back at the roundhouse The Inn was beginning Jesus was dancing Really wild on my time For the splits to the lighthouse It just split to the lighthouse We've all gone to the lighthouse Everyone to the lighthouse We've all gone to the lighthouse Everyone to the lighthouse