The universe stood me up The universe stood me up again Mother Nature picked me up I guess at least I have one real friend Have one real friend I don't pay the rent I don't pay when the rent's due I don't pay the bills I won't pay unless I have to Less I have to Less I have to It seems the closer that ya get The farther way it is You can wait and wait and wait And wait some more Or... Get back Where ya came from, darlin' Get back By your lonesome No Mistakes Were made today on the applicants form You looks good Here Never turn em on, instead Ya turn em off inside No, Ya don't Know which side of heaven Leaves the skin on That's what the doctor said "Left for dead You're surely bound to find No love" But it's all she ever had... With God on her side It's all she ever had With God on her side It's all she ever had With God on her side It's all she ever had With God on her side