Louie spent all his hard earned cash on you but there must be more
Billy patiently listened to what your goin' through till you showed him the door
Jonah took you out wonderin' on rainy nights and you were so wet
Ronald gave you the best head of your life till he got upset
Each of them did you love so much more then they will ever know
Serial crusher now you know its true ain't nothing wrong with that
Ain't nothing wrong with that
Leslie bestowed such kindness onto you, but she had a fellow
And Dina fed you the finest honey dew you ever did smell oh
Delilah lingered sweetly in your ears long after she left
And Mary stirred up all the hopes and fears from the holy depths
Each of them did you love so much more then they will ever know
Serial crusher now you know its true and its more than a phase
There's plenty of time to settle down and plant your seeds in fertile ground later on
Serial crusher now you know its true and nobody stays
Ahhh you're a serial crusher now you know its true and its more than a phase
Ahhh you're a serial crusher now you know its true and nobody stays
Now you know its true and nobody stays
Ahhh you're a serial crusher now you know its true ain't nothin' wrong with that
Now you know its true ain't nothing wrong with that
Ahhh you're a serial crusher now you know its true but it ain't so bad
Now you know its true but it ain't so bad
Now you know its true but it ain't so bad