Red light blinkin' on the 3DS XL
I call it a Game Boy still. Vinny Vinny Video Elderly as Hell
Bartender don't got a charger for a portable console? Welp
Probably shouldn't have sat on the couch at home all day
Playin' a unplugged handheld. Ah well
I've always been attracted to off kilter
Third party dollar bin pick me a winner
Dad bought a Game Gear, '96 at The Wiz
Route 22- the building shaped like a ship
The screen was in color! The screen was in color
Batteries on batteries. Another and another
Another and another, another and another
Laying on my belly in the middle of the summer, playin
Took em twenty years to fit it into the pocket
Accidentally dropped off the balcony like the garbage on our Steinway apartment
But all it needed was a little spit polish and it was still rockin'
You'd have been shocked if you saw it
X-ray model with the tape on the back and the on/off switch
Take it witcha. You can take it witcha
Yours might be new but my resolution's crisper
Take it witcha. You can take it witcha
Stylus in the side of it to click and paint your pictures
One pouch fits all but how much can it store though
Busting like a closet that can't fit anymore clothes
Manuals and chargers, cartridges and all those
Add-on gadgets like Neo Geo snorkels
Yeah ir a Worm Light on the purple GBA on a
Boring night kept a game on repeat with a sleek display
Wakin' up with sore eyes and achy thumbs
Nowadays it's the pinkies that take the brunt from hangin under
Carpal tunnel from the Mario run through. Break ya knuckles
Wait, the screen's got a backlight? This screen got a backlight
Dad! Bust out the AA's this **** just got mad bright
******* Aye. Under the sheets without an attachment like
My dreamland's got green greens. Imma eat me some bad guys then attack 'em
You can meet me on PVP on PSP
UMD game traded for a cloud registry
Classics reborn. HD. Okay, neat
Next generation old school for a heavy fee
Take it witcha. You can take it witcha
Pull that Switch up out your sleeve like a video game wizard
Take it witcha. You can take it witcha
Whatcu talkin' 'bout
I'm talkin' 'bout a portable gaming system