I keep a master list of your flaws But none of them bother me at all I write them down dispassionately To maintain my sanity Buried away Alongside angry emails never sent Lies a labor of love A hidden dossier of discontent Venomous pride A lust for power Lack of agency Spiteful, gullible Tinged with paranoia And crippling jealousy I keep a master list of your flaws But none of them bother me at all I write them down dispassionately To maintain my sanity I keep a master list of your flaws But none of them bother me at all I catalog them incessantly So nothing can get to me Both of us know That I'm no stranger to the seven deadly sins I share the blame for The little shop of horrors in our midst I won't ask you to change Nobody's perfect That's not my intent I don't want to say something I can't take back so This is how I vent I keep a master list of your flaws But none of them bother me at all I write them down dispassionately To maintain my sanity I keep a master list of your flaws But none of them bother me at all I catalog them incessantly So nothing can get to me