I've come to warn you Don't go in the woods This place has got a curse Not to alarm you Stay out of the cellar This danger has a thirst I bring the prophecy But you ignore the words That will save your life You think I'm mad But your temptation will Cut you like a knife I may be going slightly mad but I'm not... crazy Whoa My grasp of reality is slightly... hazy Whoa My pleas fall on deaf ears Whoa Of the horrors that I regale Whoa Your screams are the end (Your screams) Of my cautionary tale I must stop this party Before it gets depraved The evil's drawing near Don't hate the messenger but Sex, drugs and rock and roll Will bring your worst fear I'm here to keep death off of your heels Whoa Because this danger is all so real Whoa My pleas fall on deaf ears Whoa Of the horrors that I regale Whoa Your screams are the end (The end) Of my cautionary tale... I may be going slightly mad but I'm not crazy Whoa My grasp of reality is slightly hazy Whoa My pleas fall on deaf ears Of the horrors that I regale Your screams are the end (Your screams) Your screams are the end (Your screams) Your screams are the end (The end) Of my cautionary tale...