Hey you (hey you) in the back
You better come up here because I think I'm gonna have a heart attack
I swear (swear to God) on my heart
That I've spent all my life with you
And that we've never ever been apart
Your eyes (so blue) are unfocused
But that's not all I noticed about your pretty face that I adore
Your words (so poetic) are all slurry
Your head is oh so blurry,
But you're gonna have a good time out tonight
So sing (dance), dance (hey)
Like no one's watching
Forget those losers talking 'cause I don't care about them anyway
Eat (drink), drink (hey)
And be merry
And I'll be here to carry you home
'Cause I don't want to leave here all alone
I love (so much) your smile
I haven't seen it in a while,
But I think your missing teeth are kinda cute
You look (so hot) so great
But you've put on weight, there so much more of you to love tonight
So sing (dance), dance (hey)
Like no one's watching
Forget those losers talking 'cause I don't care about them anyway
Eat (drink), drink (hey)
And be merry
And I'll be here to carry you home
'Cause I don't want to leave here all alone
How is your mother?
Don't even bother, she was a total asshole to me
Last time we were together
I was doing better, but here I am waiting desperately
I guess (guess what?) I'll settle
I'll come down to your level
There's no one else for me
To choose tonight