Well, I've been kicked and beaten, It don't bother me no more. Don't offer me no pillows, When I'm just fine here on the floor I've so many wounds That I hope they'll never mend But I can raise my glass up For a beer with all my friends 'Cause I'm the Barfly, I like to drink, that's what I do All these women in the world... Why did I leave mine when times were so rough All these women in the world... Why did I leave mine when times were so rough But when you left me baby, you left me needing more than enough (Alternate Second Verse: There's a curly girl from Jersey She's sittin' on my right Showin me her cleavage Which she so sweetly wraps up tight I snatch another whiskey Just to improve the view Don't listen to the truth I'm tellin her, none of its directed at you, 'Cause I'm the Barfly, I like to drink, that's what I do) Well the ocean's my home I'm living on the liferaft alone Well the ocean's my home I'm living on the liferaft alone Now they call me flat stir crazy But I'm just sittin here at the bar flat on my throne Well I've been kicked and beaten It don't bother me no more. Don't offer me no pillows, When I'm just fine here on the floor I've so many wounds That I hope they'll never mend But I can raise my glass up For a beer with all my friends 'Cause I'm the Barfly, I like to drink, that's what I do