Vassillios, neck beard Straight from the gutter Shaped like a cow And milked like an udder You know he's a freak 'cause he looks with his mother Vassillios deadweight fish motherfucker Vassillios, straight from the gutter Vassillios, we love you like a brother Vassillios, straight from the gutter Vassillios, we love you like a ... Vassillios, sweet cheeks We love you like a brother Jolly old friend spreading mirth like no other. A kind and simple beast, Vassillios, when I shudder. To think it was you who left Candy in the gutter. Swiftly sneaking Vassillios is sleeping like a baby Overzealous the bees are getting jealous Vassillios, maybe On the down low Underneath your hedgerow Something is startling For farthing, darling Nothing more is marveling Vassillios, maybe