I deserve a thank you note For giving you my presence all year long I deserve a thank you note That's the only present that I want Honey, all I need beneath the tree is a letter made from you to me Just a thank you note, baby My Christmas wish-list fits on a post-it (post-it) I wrote it so big, hoping you'd notice (notice) Don't spend one cent, a sentence is golden Written by hand, as nice as you can, to show you're devoted I deserve a thank-you note For giving you my presence all year long I deserve a thank you note That's the only present that I want Honey, all I need beneath the tree is a letter made from you to me Just a thank you note, baby Stressed out, full house, every December (each one?) You sing, "Clean Elves, Clean Shelves" but I'm playing Santa (no fun) Please show me you recognise it, this night's not meant to be silent And words speak louder than diamonds on a ring I deserve a thank you note For giving you my presence all year long I deserve a thank you note That's the only present that I want Honey, all I need beneath the tree is a letter made from you to me Just a thank you note, baby I deserve a thank you note For giving you my presence all year long I deserve a thank you note That's the only present that I want Honey, all I need beneath the tree is a letter made from you to me Just a thank you note, oh, just a thank you note Just a thank you note, baby