I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm
I don't wanna be your 800 call any more
If you wanting my insurance then you gotta earn it
I don't want no half priced love
I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm
And break someone's heart
Why you always sound so formal on the phone?
Talking kinda low like you're not alone
Guessing she's around you putting on her clothes
Wonder if she knows
Every night you're in the kitchen
When she thinks you're doing dishes
But she's growing a suspicion 'cause they're still in the sink
Every morning when she questions it, you get out of confessing
'Cause you never ever mention you were talking to me
I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm
I don't wanna be your 800 call any more
If you wanting my insurance then you gotta earn it
I don't want no half priced love
I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm
And break someone's heart
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Don't have any khakis or a collared shirt
No, I've never worked in customer support
I'll never do your taxes
And I'm pretty sure that I sound like a girl
Every night you're in the kitchen when she thinks you're doing dishes
But she's growing a suspicion 'cause they're still in the sink
Every morning when she questions it, you get out of confessing
'Cause you never ever mention you were talking to me
I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm
I don't wanna be your 800 call any more
If you wanting my insurance then you gotta earn it
I don't want no half priced love
I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm
And break someone's heart
I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm
I don't wanna be
I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm
I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm
I don't wanna be your 800 call any more
I don't wanna be