It's not that unusual crime To stand before a mirror and cry But you do it every night And it's been on my mind To stand before an awkward look-alike And every wrinkle scrutinized To stand before an awkward look-alike And every wrinkle scrutinized Ooh oh oh, ooh oh Ooh oh oh, ooh oh To stand before an awkward look-alike And every wrinkle scrutinized And such is the house You're unheard if you like This isn't scared, You'll get used to it in time To stand before an awkward look-alike And every wrinkle scrutinized And such is the house You're unheard if you like