Welcome to the real world Where Tinseltown meets Jersey Shore And everyone's a housewife Survivor or a bachelor Go and meet the girls next door Keep up with all the K's Pimp your ride and pimp your life For this amazing race Super sweet sixteen and pregnant Fired off of The Apprentice Everything is entertainment here It's a Hollywood reality A La La Land of fake believe Scripted for the big screen Living in your TV A Hollywood reality An ocean of celebrity Nothing here is really what it seems So you think you can dance Or you're an idol who can sing Here Average Joe's have got a chance And biggest losers win Come enjoy the simple life And hang out in the hills Make a million, find a wife Come on and get your thrills Toddlers wearing gold tiaras Searching for a piece of stardom Everything is entertainment here You can be a Supernanny Make the band and win a Grammy 'Cause everything is entertainment here