Come single Belle and Beau Unto me pay attention Don't ever fall in love Its the devil's own invention For once I fell in love With a maiden so bewitching Miss Henrietta fell out of Captain Kelly's kitchen With me tora lura la la Me tora tura laddie To ra lura la Tura lura laddie At the age of seventeen I was apprenticed to a grocer Not far from Stephen's green Where miss Henri used to go, sir Her manners were sublime She sent me heart 'a' twitching And she invited me to a hooley In the kitchen With me tora lura la la Me tora tura laddie To ra lura la Tura lura laddie Next Sunday being the day We were to have our flair up I dressed meself right gay And frizzed and ironed me hair up The captain had no wife And he had gone out fishing So we picked up hellfire Down below stairs in the kitchen With me tora lura la la Me tora tura laddie To ra lura la Tura lura laddie With me arms around her waist She slyly hinted marriage Through the door in fitful haste Came Captain Kelly's carriage Her eyes soon filled with hate And poison she was spitting When the Captain at the door Walked right into the kitchen With me tora lura la la Me tora tura laddie To ra lura la Tura lura laddie When the Captain came downstairs He saw me situation In spite of all me prayers I was marched down to the station For me they'd take no bail But to get home I was itching And I had to tell the tale How I came into the kitchen With me tora lura la la Me tora tura laddie To ra lura la Tura lura laddie I said she did invite me But she gave a flat denial Herself she did indict me And I was sent for trial She swore I robbed the house In spite of all her screeching And I got six months hard For me courtin' in the kitchen With me tora lura la la Me tora tura laddie To ra lura la Tura lura laddie